\"Alright! We were watching a scary horror movie!\" the son yelled.
The father shook his head. \"I don\'t understand you. When I was your age, I never...
\"Okay, okay!\" the son confessed. \"I was at my friend\'s house watching a movie.\"
\"What movie?\" the father asked.
\"Toy Story,\" said the son.
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Once, a man went to a pharmacy and asked the clerk for a cure for hiccups.
Without saying a word, the clerk reached out and slapped the man across the...